Official Bayesian Rankings

The Fry-Up Leaderboard

Ranked by Bayesian weighted score so a single 10.0 vote never outranks a battle-tested caff with dozens of high ratings.

Bayesian Parameters

Minimum Vote Threshold (m): 5 votes

Global Mean Rating (C): 9.25 / 10

Classic full English with extra black pudding, bubble & squeak, and a proper mug of builder's tea. Crispy hash browns and runny yolks.

Weighted Score: 9.282 comments

Second visit to Regency Café this month — went for fried bread instead of toast. Unbeatable value.

Weighted Score: 8.740 comments

Authentic Ulster Fry with freshly griddled soda farls, potato bread, Stornoway black pudding, and charred vine tomatoes.

Weighted Score: 8.731 comments